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If you think English is too hard… Try some Euro-English

March 20, 2010

Now if you thought our English Language was hard (or maybe even easy)   take a shot at some Euro-English  

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where! more komplikated changes are possible.Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent “e” in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.

As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5-year phase-in plan that would become known as “Euro-English”.

In the first year, “s” will replace the soft “c”. Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard “c” will be dropped in favour of “k”. This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter. There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome “ph” will be replaced with “f”. This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.

Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate spe ling.

By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as
replasing “th” with “z” and “w” with “v”.

During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary “o” kan be dropd from vords kontaining “ou” and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl. Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.  

Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.

If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl

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